Saturday, August 29, 2015

Gaudy love Cold lust



'Waiting time is what we cannot compromise for. The worst predicament whether you are waiting for good or bad. 

Waiting to get married after engagement, waiting to get divorced after filing the petition, waiting to be hanged after being sentenced, waiting to be published after finishing the manuscript, waiting for movie release after the editing, waiting for the results after the exams. These are all the waits that we cannot compromise. Well now you are waiting for the opening of the most trustable and sophisticated jewelry shop,Gaudy, in Kerala, Now you compromise is over, we are reopening on the 21st, to be inaugurated by the top Bollywood actress Miss universe soundarya.Come, and be a part of this historic moment. First fifty customers get to take a free snap with XYZ and a gold coin.  A purchase for more than one lakh earns you a chance to win a BMW'
Lekha read the brochure with excitement. 'I should nag him to take me to the inauguration. Anyways he will be interested in meeting Soundarya' she thought.
She took the phone and dialed "Hey sweetheart, whats up?'
"Are you okay", her husband asked in concern.
"Yeah , what happened?"she asked.
"Nothing, its just been an hour since I left and you are asking me whats up?" he said.
She circled the table with her point finger. :Actually, I wanted to know if you are free this afternoon."
"Not really, Why?"
"Today is the Gaudy Jewelry Inauguration.  There are a lot of offers and Soundarya is coming to inaugurate."
Hearing Soundarya's name his face lit up. He straightened his posture. "Oh, dear, let me try. If you really wanted to go, I will try to take leave." He said.
Lekha chewed her anger.'So, Soundarya can reschedule his busy job.' she angrily thought but she knew better than to fight at that moment. "Oh baby, how sweet of you, I will get ready okay?"

"Okay dear, I will reach there by one. Bye.'"

She kept the phone and ran to the bedroom. She rummaged through the wardrobe and took dress after dress she tried each dresses and saw if it made her look prettier than Soundarya. Finally settled for a jeans and maaki jacket designed by Karan Johar. 'Let her see I wear designer clothes." She thought.

Lekha's husband picked her and they reached the jewelry on time. The jewelry was not mere jewelry but an ocean of human beings. Men came for Soundarya and women came for the offer. Lekha tried to squeeze in but could not move an inch. Her husband glared her but she did not notice since she was trying to find the way in. Forgetting about her husband, she tried to budge through the crowd. Suddenly a hand crawled through her thighs and grabbed her butts. She was shocked to see that a man was happily and carelessly groping her. She turned to see her husband but she realized painfully that in a hurry to get to the front, she had left her husband back. Tears rolled down her face. She raised her hands to slap the man when she noticed a fuss on the stage where Soundarya stood. She was startled to see that her husband was being beaten by the actress's security. The word spread like fire. An IT professional groped the super actress Soundarya. She looked down in embarrassment. The media is all over the place. The camera swarmed around her husband to get the glimpse of the molester. Lekha gulped her pain. Her groper had trailed up from her butts. She closed her eyes and gave in.

The jewelry inauguration became a mess, so did their marital life. The jewelry started working the next day itself, as if nothing happened the day before.
A week later,Lekha sat before a solicitor to file divorce

Sunday, August 16, 2015

A foetus mourns



A small bit of flesh sticking on to the womb.
 Growing and getting the shape of a tadpole, an ape
Emerging technology lettting mother watch her child
Growing inside her womb
 What an intoxication

How does she possess the audacity
Why does she renouce my soul
Poverty, beauty, convenience
Oh im not ready, oh I'm not settled
oh I'm not married
what so ever

Did I choose to come to this world
When he is inside u want him more n more
When I'm inside u want to cut me off

Debate n discuss on how to protect your child
Don't, go out in the dark
Don't go out alone
Dont trust anyone
These are all tonics of protection

But what tonic can save me from you Ma
From  mother who murders her child
From a witch who deprives her own child
Of its right to exist

Am I just a price of flesh
Am I just an ingredient of cosmetics

I too want to live
I too want to exist
oh lord! ! take me away from this bedeviled womb

There is some one out there
Longing for a baby
Eager for the innocence

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

A scorching client meet



"The cutting edge fashion is all that matters. Boyfriend jeans, skinny jeans, baggy jeans, boot cut jeans. Bought everything so that I won't look obsolete when the new trends butt in." She fingered her new photograph. She was wearing a peplum top with skinny jeans and an aviator sunglasses with thin strap watch.
" its high time I change this photo. Skinny jeans and thin strap watches are all outdated you know. Had anyone seen this , they would have thought that I have no idea about anything. If they tell someone that Katy has no fashion sense, then I'm finished."
Katy was amidst a business meeting with the Managing Director of their client.
" Did your Bose tell you to allure your client" her client touched her with his gaze right from her neck, down the cleavage distinguished by her immaculately white top.
" Well, if he had, will you blame him? Won't you try to put out the burning fire?"
"Burning fire" he bit his tongue with his molars and lounged back in his chair to have a better look of her body. " where is the fire? In my groins? Do you really think that I was looking for an ejaculation on a professional basis?"
" If you are, then I'm game." She launched into his body.
"I cannot take my eyes off you? Remove the top" He kept staring at her cleavage.
"I know damn hot"
"Is it? Did it burn your skin?" He asked in concern. A frown brought her eyebrows together.
'What?"
"The coffee"
She looked at the coffee cup and back to him inquisitively
"I cannot take my eyes off the coffee stain on your white top" he ran his fingers through her face and she sprang upright.
"If you could remove the top, I will give you a demonstration of my detergent."
" Demo? Aren't you Ajay Singhania?"
"No ma'am. I am Happy Singh. Sales man of 'clean and tidy' detergent!"




Monday, August 10, 2015

How to speak good english- Easy way



This is not the scientific method with pros and cons stated in some books. This is the experience of an earlier inexperienced speaker. Give it a try and if you don't get the money back since the tips comes for free. These are the most simplest methods


1. Read books




Read as much books as possible to learn the grammatical structure. The dialogues of the characters could be a good point of reference. Make sure that your Characters are not speaking the local dialects. Be careful in choosing the books as well. Make sure that the books are good and the writer is established. Reading newspapers has the advantage of getting two birds in one stone. Knowledge and language are the birds but the birds are caught alive.


2. Watch English movies and programs

Again the warning of dialect is applicable. Make sure that the actors are speaking good English. To avoid the mistake you shall watch English News channels. 


3. Speak to the mirror.

Close the door. Stand in front of the mirror. Do the role-play imagining yourself as another person. Speak to the mirror. Perfect yourself with the knowledge gained by reading and watching. Understand the mistakes , make changes and perfect yourself.


4. Get the confidence boost

Tell yourself that you are the best. You should have the conviction yourself. Turn deaf ears to mockery.


5. Speak to your dear ones.




Your dear ones are the only ones whom you can rely on during your practice. Start speaking to them in English. 


6. Think in English









Your thoughts, soliloquy and dreams should also be in English so that words come to you easily as and when needed. When thoughts start flowing, they pave the pathway for the words to come out of your mouth








7. Speak out

Start speaking in English with confidence. Adding you know, like, what do you say, i mean etc are not so bad. When you gets stuck, using these small small words are far better than the humming of uuh, uuh. Try to reduce the frequency with time.

These are all just the simplest way to speak the colloquial language. If you really want to learn the authentic American or British accent, better got for IELTS or TOEFL


                                                     GOOD LUCK


Saturday, August 8, 2015

love is in the air2



Carby ditched oxy!!



The news spread like fire. The location shook, a shudder spread through their spines. Carby failed to cooperate and their romantic predicament sent waves through the nation. The location where they made love was admired and adored by crores and crores of people.
"Carby, please cooperate with us. You are fighting at the wrong location wherein you have to do this at a least accepted place. " nitro wailed.
"No, its time to end this once and for all. Last time you mediated but that's not going to happen this time." Carby batted her eye lashes and turned her gaze to the eternity." I was asked to end this by my father. He said its high time this location reach him but oxy failed to cooperate. He teamed up with the terrorists who misled him saying that they will save the location but he failed to imbibe the inevitable reality that they will leave the place one day and he will lose his habitat."

"Had you told this, oxy would have cooperated."
"No, he will not. He will go to the greenery and they will eat him alive." Tears stung her eyes.
"Don't worry everything will be fine. We will find another location. Don't be cross with him" nitro held her reassuringly.


Will nitro succeed in convincing oxy? Will the love story continue?

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Porn is gone




Now the porn fans have to rely on those who take private videos and Whatsapp may be. Now misuse of cameras will be more because those who were satisfied with whatever they got online would assort to other methods. 

The debates and talk shows were full of arguments that these guys get porn online then why are they spoiling these girls' life. Now what? Because they dint get it online they misused it?

My biggest doubt is, how will the infertility clinics manage without porn. With books?

The funniest part is the perverted brilliance has already developed the crack code byt changing the country specification as US.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

voyage



Walking hand in hand
Heart pounding with desire
Following the trail of light
To touch the horizon
To capture the mirage
Through the endless path
Decvouring the past
Beyond life
Beyond birth
Beyond death
Soars my soul

Who am I? ?
What am I? ?


നിണ ശോഭയർന്നൊരു തുടിപ്പുമായി 
ധരണിയിൽ പിറന്നൊരു നിമിഷത്തിലോ 
പിച്ച വച്ച് കുഞ്ഞരിപ്പല്ലുകൾ 
കാട്ടി ചിരിച്ചൊരു വേളയിലോ 
അമ്മേ എന്നാദ്യം വിളിച്ചൊരു 
അനുഭൂതി പകരും നേരത്തിലോ 
നിനച്ചുവോ നീ ? നിന്നിൽ മുളയിട്ട ചെറുകണം 
വ്രണിതമാം തനുവും മനവുമയി 
ആസുരതാണ്ഡവത്തിൽ ഞെരിഞ്ഞമരയാൽ 
ശ്രീ കെട്ടു, ചിരി കേട്ട്, പ്രജ്ഞ കെട്ട് 
നിൻ മടിയിൽ ഞെട്ടറ്റ തളിരില പോൽ അണയുമെന്ന് 

അവനെ പ്രണയിക്കിൽ ഇത് തന്നെയെന്ന് 
ചോന്നീടുമിനി ബഹുജനമെല്ലം 
അവനിലവൾ കണ്ടത് ഹൃദയമെങ്കിൽ 
അവനവളിൽ കണ്ടത് മേനിയല്ലോ 
നിറമാറും നിതംബവും അധരവുമെല്ലം 
പറ്റുപടിക്കാർ ഭുജിച്ചു പോലും 
ഒരു നൂറു കണ്മണികൾ എറിഞ്ഞു തീർന്നു 
ഈ കാപട്യവഹ്നിയിൽ ഇന്നീ പാരിൽ 
സ്ഫുലിക്കും യൗവന തീക്ഷ്ണ പ്രഭയിൽ 
നവ നവീന സൗഹൃദങ്ങൾ 
അവളുടെ ചിത്തം ഭ്രമിപ്പ്ച്ചിതാ 
പുനരീയവനിയിൽ വാഴും കാപട്യങ്ങൾ എന്തെ നീ കാണാതെ പോയ്‌ 
അന്നന്നീ ഭൂമിയിലെന്തിനെയും തിന്മയായ് മാറ്റുവനൊരു നിമിഷം 
സ്ത്രീയെ നമിക്കും പുരുഷ കുലത്തിനും കളങ്കമായ് ദാനവർ മാനുഷരായ് 

മകളേ നീയെങ്കിലും വദനം മറയ്ക്കാതെ 
രാക്ഷസക്കൂട്ടത്തിൻ മുന്നിൽ നിൻ ആത്മാവിൻ ചേതന കെടുത്താതെ 
വാഴ്ക നീ വാഴ്ക നീ 


be patient be positive



The better things come late or later the better would be my moto. If we try to get it early we would end up compromising the quality. What say?

If we get up late, we will get a chance to learn how fast we can get ready, if we reach late to office ( we might lose half day) but we will be able to know how perfectly we can manage or work in less time, if we wait and wait to get married, we will  learn how better the ones we turned down were, (I'm telling about the arranged marriage which is the sole property of our nation), if we are late in getting a job we realize how valuable our parents' advises were when they told us to study and study till you get a job. In short being late is not so bad a thing.

Better late than never and later the better (well its earlier -i know that but just for the sake of the article , I hope you don't mind)

Well, take your time ,think  about it, think it over and over agian.
A combination of determination, hard work and patience will do wonders

As my mother always says patience is as nutritious as mutton soup hmmm yummmmyy.




Monday, August 3, 2015



The wings sprouted from my torso. The pain was unbearable. The feathers pierced through the flesh. slowly the fluttering bird arose from slumber
OH my tails are chained. How could I fly! Feathers are not enough. I tried and tried to break free of the chain suddenly the chain broke. It took my feathers away. What use is the wings if it doesnt have feathers!

Will I be able to fly anymore


ഒരു മലയാളി  ആയിട്ടും എന്ത് കൊണ്ട് മലയാളത്തിൽ ഒന്നും എഴുതുന്നില്ല എന്നൊരു ചോദ്യം വന്ന്നു. അത് കൊണ്ട് ഞാൻ മലയാളത്തിലും എഴുതികലയം എന്ന് കരുതുന്നു. ഹ്രോദ്യതിന്റെ ഒരു കോണിൽ ചെറിയൊരു മുറിവേല്പിച്ച ഹൃദയവേദന നല്കിയ അനുഭവത്തിന് ശേഷം ആണ് മലയത്തിൽ എഴുതുന്നില്ല എന്നാ തീരുമാനം. എന്താണത് എന്ന് ഇപ്പോൾ പറയുന്നില്ല. സമയമാകുന്ന പല്ലക്ക് നമുക്കായി കത്ത് കിടക്കുന്നുണ്ടല്ലോ. സഞ്ചരിക്കാൻ ഒരു യാത്രികയായി ഞാനും കൂടുന്നു. ശേഷം പിന്നീടു അങ്ങനെയല്ലേ വേണ്ടത്. 

APJ



The greatness of a person is not a quantity. It is a quality
How will we measure someone's greatness?
 He is great, he is very great, there is no grade. He is greater he is greatest. There is no specification.
He is great means he is very great and he is the greatest.
Am I getting confused? Yes I am

Because of APJ. There were a lot of great men in this era but no one as great as him. Can't say what the criteria is but he is the greatest men in the recent times. He is the Gandhiji of this century.

God bless his soul and let his soul bless us